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jean-luc-gohard:

jean-luc-gohard:

thesoftghetto:

Jesus…really?

So he got across town and changed clothes in five minutes. Yeah, okay.

I checked it on Google Maps. It’s three quarters of a mile away, and he supposedly got there in six minutes.

literally bye.

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via lokkiiii)

When you start seeing your worth, you’ll find it harder to stay around people who don’t. Worth by Emily S. P. (via michysaidwhat)

(Source: emilythefitblr, via theyellowbrickroad)

the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker, via pretentious-galactic-unicat)

whitegirlsaintshit:

do people even realize the tweets they reblog come from fake accounts?

fingerblaster113:

It pisses me off when people don’t respond after they started the conversation

Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant. (via ambermozo)

(Source: misjudgments, via fingerblaster113)

lanactrlaltdelrey:
THEME.