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milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

rosaparking:

Im emotionally unavailable but if u Need a girl that can deep throat hey

(via oomshi)

beyoncevevo:

GOALS

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart. e.s. (via selectables)

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cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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fingerblaster113:

To do list: get Thai, get my ass ate

You weren’t just a star to me,
you were my whole damn sky. (via quentynmartell)

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THEME.